- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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