What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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