- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's worse than this That :(

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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