Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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