What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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