- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

you gay?

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