An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Black people in Camden NJ.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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