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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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