- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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