- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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