- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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