Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

tim has no humor

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Caolan and Eamon

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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