- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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