- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

your face is kinda funny

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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