- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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