- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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