If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What's one plus one? two.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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