- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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