How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Anti Joke

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