Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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