Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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