- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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