- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

dyslexics of the world untie!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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A sober Irish individual.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Women's Rights

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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