- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

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