Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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My Nan, that is all.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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