- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A man died.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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