why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

my egg roll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...