- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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