- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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