- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Jovan

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

TIMMY

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