don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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