whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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penis in the camel

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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