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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

John lazzaro likes dick

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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