- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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