- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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