- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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