Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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im gay

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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