- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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