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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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cory is gay

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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american idol

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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