Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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read me write me

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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