- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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