Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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