- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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