- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

The EPA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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