- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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