- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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