- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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