mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Justin Bieber.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Your mam is so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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