The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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