How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Your mam is so fat.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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