Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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