- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

hey guys im gay

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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