Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

taking out the trash... at night

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

you know whats not funny white boards.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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