- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

"hey do you know the date" "58"

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Fat? Jesse Z

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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