- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

you know whats not funny white boards.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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bite me

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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