Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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i'm hard

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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