- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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