Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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