- Anti Joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie