What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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