What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Womans baksetball...

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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