- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Where are you going Your house

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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