- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Go away still nothing to see

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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