What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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BIG MAC'S

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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