- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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