Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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