The New York Giants

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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