- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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