- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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