Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A seal walks into a club.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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