- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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