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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock knock Come in

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

miha kako si?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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