- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

women's rights.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Anti Joke

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