- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Massie is a fatass

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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