- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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