Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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PENIS that is all

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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