Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What hurts like hell? HELL

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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