What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Womans baksetball...

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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The EPA.

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Women's rights.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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