if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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PENIS lol

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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