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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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