- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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